WEDDING- excuse me for the short forms n spellin mistakes!
Well the first thing that comes 2 my mind when i think of a wedding.. is when people whom u really don't know! ppl whom u think tat they exist on planet Earth only after seeing them in the wedding Hall act to you as if they have known like for a life time... be it der stories abt how they changed ur diaper when u wer really kutti! or how they played hide n seek with ur mum :P ... all u gotto do is listen 2 der awesome conversation and smile @ them( ive been doin dis fr Past 20 yrs:))
k nw ill strt wid the wedding
ARRANGED SOUTH INDIAN WEDDING:)
Is the Sum total of"Land they own, the rich heritage of the bride-to- be\groom to be's sister's family,der granddads sister's cuzin sister's political influence, or d installment merc car they own!:)"
Imagine a 26 yr old guy n a 23 old girl gettin in to in to a relationship jus cos of the above mentioned a factors:P.
PRE-WEDDING STAGE:
except for the bride and groom all the others in the family get super excited.. in this stage "Forced to love"process reaches itz peak stage:) the guy happens to fry English in a tawa wid his worser than death poems :)n the girl strts likin evry bit of the nuisance he does in the name of romance:)
WEDDING:)
is when noise pollution reaches itz peaks
causes:
*cousin sisters kids ..
* over excited bro's n anxious ppl frm both d sides:)
Finally the Bride arrives with a Jatang silk saree " according 2 a theory the no of jewels worn by a bride is more than how much she weighs":).. well the guy has nthng 2 do thn 2 smile:)..
*Social ethics are taken in 2 considertn so the mum stops herself jumpin n tellin "Hip Hip hurrAY" sfter seeing her daughter get married:)
PHOTOGRAPHERS:
*they try to kill d bride:)
*they try bringing in der creative talents by tellin d couple 2 pose:) even if the bride is abt 2 faint and fall bcos of the overload of jewelry n other related factors .. she's nt given freedom 2 slap the photographer:) to make the situation even worse..he makes the couple sit in a plane,train,boat and car thru his cheap animatn:(wid the help of a camera man..wen d bride is abt get unconscious she's given food:)..
* u receive gifts:)
* after all this..ur co-sister-inlaws kids want 2 sit in d bride’s lap! u feel lik slappin bt instead jus smile!
*water doesn cme out of ur "eyes" thinkin tat ull miss ur mums side :P water cmes from ur entire body in the form of sweat:( Makeup turns grey.. :(
POST-WEDDING
"His House" bcoms "Ur house" :O .. If you try 2 act sweet! they tell u that u Pretend!:P
if yu JUS shut up! u r branded as a"Arrogant lady".. n wat nt :P.. n ur hubby is stuck btw his side n u :P.
u pity him n act normal :)).wen the mother in law shuts her mouth finally.. the side characters try to annoy. u feel like pushing dem frm the 1st floor! bt still yu smile:):).. only nw u strt missin ur Parents.well der a bunch of gud mom-in-laws 2 :).
after smetime u get used 2 all this crap:)) u realise that u gotto 2 spend tym wid ur hubby understand him.. things change ur husband bcoms 2 busy:(.
MUMS PLACE:
u wuldn feel so happy even u had got a offer for “ thomas cook 21 days europe tour.”. u feel super excited 2 go der :P.. u feel ur momys lowe:).. even after 50 yrs ur mommys house is ur house:P
n finally u realize tat life is all abt
* getn a saree from manmandir n a shirt fr ur hubby as a gift frm ur mums side:)
*liking ur co-sister in laws parrot green saree
*accepting ur husband with his tummy n sottai :)
*goin 2 a hotel wid ur entire family despite the crowd staring at you..
*framing ur own set of fake words bfr u strike a conversation wid a relative whose konjam Psycho..
*forgetting the fact that ur from Stella\mop\wcc:))
*n thn tellin ur mom tat ur super-happie!!:))
n realisn tat if u spk abt women empowerment u'd defntly gt kicked:)..
so u jus keep movin wid ur self diginity n ur hubby who kinda understands n makes u laugh wid his mokkai jokes n yeah u jus keepin telling this"gotto adjust! bigdeal!”.
N thn finally u end up thinkn" wedding is nt abt Romance, chemistry or the jewellery n the sarees u
wear.. itz abt smiling wid out a reason:) and jus hopin tat ppl who really care fr u r really der fa yu :)"
JUST SMILE:) cn make a lotta diff:)
Well the first thing that comes 2 my mind when i think of a wedding.. is when people whom u really don't know! ppl whom u think tat they exist on planet Earth only after seeing them in the wedding Hall act to you as if they have known like for a life time... be it der stories abt how they changed ur diaper when u wer really kutti! or how they played hide n seek with ur mum :P ... all u gotto do is listen 2 der awesome conversation and smile @ them( ive been doin dis fr Past 20 yrs:))
k nw ill strt wid the wedding
ARRANGED SOUTH INDIAN WEDDING:)
Is the Sum total of"Land they own, the rich heritage of the bride-to- be\groom to be's sister's family,der granddads sister's cuzin sister's political influence, or d installment merc car they own!:)"
Imagine a 26 yr old guy n a 23 old girl gettin in to in to a relationship jus cos of the above mentioned a factors:P.
PRE-WEDDING STAGE:
except for the bride and groom all the others in the family get super excited.. in this stage "Forced to love"process reaches itz peak stage:) the guy happens to fry English in a tawa wid his worser than death poems :)n the girl strts likin evry bit of the nuisance he does in the name of romance:)
WEDDING:)
is when noise pollution reaches itz peaks
causes:
*cousin sisters kids ..
* over excited bro's n anxious ppl frm both d sides:)
Finally the Bride arrives with a Jatang silk saree " according 2 a theory the no of jewels worn by a bride is more than how much she weighs":).. well the guy has nthng 2 do thn 2 smile:)..
*Social ethics are taken in 2 considertn so the mum stops herself jumpin n tellin "Hip Hip hurrAY" sfter seeing her daughter get married:)
PHOTOGRAPHERS:
*they try to kill d bride:)
*they try bringing in der creative talents by tellin d couple 2 pose:) even if the bride is abt 2 faint and fall bcos of the overload of jewelry n other related factors .. she's nt given freedom 2 slap the photographer:) to make the situation even worse..he makes the couple sit in a plane,train,boat and car thru his cheap animatn:(wid the help of a camera man..wen d bride is abt get unconscious she's given food:)..
* u receive gifts:)
* after all this..ur co-sister-inlaws kids want 2 sit in d bride’s lap! u feel lik slappin bt instead jus smile!
*water doesn cme out of ur "eyes" thinkin tat ull miss ur mums side :P water cmes from ur entire body in the form of sweat:( Makeup turns grey.. :(
POST-WEDDING
"His House" bcoms "Ur house" :O .. If you try 2 act sweet! they tell u that u Pretend!:P
if yu JUS shut up! u r branded as a"Arrogant lady".. n wat nt :P.. n ur hubby is stuck btw his side n u :P.
u pity him n act normal :)).wen the mother in law shuts her mouth finally.. the side characters try to annoy. u feel like pushing dem frm the 1st floor! bt still yu smile:):).. only nw u strt missin ur Parents.well der a bunch of gud mom-in-laws 2 :).
after smetime u get used 2 all this crap:)) u realise that u gotto 2 spend tym wid ur hubby understand him.. things change ur husband bcoms 2 busy:(.
MUMS PLACE:
u wuldn feel so happy even u had got a offer for “ thomas cook 21 days europe tour.”. u feel super excited 2 go der :P.. u feel ur momys lowe:).. even after 50 yrs ur mommys house is ur house:P
n finally u realize tat life is all abt
* getn a saree from manmandir n a shirt fr ur hubby as a gift frm ur mums side:)
*liking ur co-sister in laws parrot green saree
*accepting ur husband with his tummy n sottai :)
*goin 2 a hotel wid ur entire family despite the crowd staring at you..
*framing ur own set of fake words bfr u strike a conversation wid a relative whose konjam Psycho..
*forgetting the fact that ur from Stella\mop\wcc:))
*n thn tellin ur mom tat ur super-happie!!:))
n realisn tat if u spk abt women empowerment u'd defntly gt kicked:)..
so u jus keep movin wid ur self diginity n ur hubby who kinda understands n makes u laugh wid his mokkai jokes n yeah u jus keepin telling this"gotto adjust! bigdeal!”.
N thn finally u end up thinkn" wedding is nt abt Romance, chemistry or the jewellery n the sarees u
wear.. itz abt smiling wid out a reason:) and jus hopin tat ppl who really care fr u r really der fa yu :)"
JUST SMILE:) cn make a lotta diff:)
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